Kyle S.

@optshiftk

“Surprisingly polite.” —a friend

San Francisco
Joined June 2009

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    “Sleep is for the __unsafe_unretained”

  2. I need to get better at reading datelines.

  3. Dreamt I was late to a taping of The Price is Right, so they revoked my Radar access 😳

  4. For anyone interested: the only earbuds I’ve seen so far that explicitly advertise AAC are the Jaybird Freedom:

  5. Trying to determine if a pair of Bluetooth earbuds supports AAC. “Technical Information” consists entirely of “Input power: 5V @ 1A”. 🙄

  6. …and now I feel bad for the Bluetooth headphone company whose products I probably judged unnecessarily harshly.

  7. It wasn’t until I A/B tested against my Mac using the same pair of headphones that I realized the soundstage was suspiciously narrow…

  8. OMFG. After weeks of crappy audio, I finally remembered that I had turned on Mono Audio to compensate for a broken wired earbud. 😡

  9. Arnold Palmer cake: lemon spongecake, black tea icing.

  10. Hey nerds: throw away your futuristic rabbit food

  11. Fixed it: “All you write could be terser without loss.”

  12. Kyle S. followed and
    • @DLX

      ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ʏᴏᴜ • UIKit at  • heavy wait champion • it's dangerous to go alone, take this: 💙

    • @tyten

      iOS , . I code. I sleep. I code again. (MO to SF)

  13. No wonder I had so much extra time this morning. I completely forgot to eat breakfast.

  14. It is an unfortunate quirk of both English and QWERTY that “provably” and “probably” are so close to each other.

  15. Just wrote my first SQL JOIN in years.

  16. Why don’t drug stores seem to carry matches anymore? Only lighters to be found at CVS and Walgreens.

  17. And suddenly it was autumn.

  18. ❤️ having teammates with a professional espresso machine in their office

  19. This should go as wide as possible.

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