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@optimusrob

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Brooklyn
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Joined October 2008
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    25 Nov 2019

    transit should be free in chile, in nyc, in toronto, everywhere

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    5 Nov 2020

    The $1 billion NYC residents pay in just overtime for NYPD could instead house every single one of the 14,000 homeless families now living in NYC. Then pay a year of rent for 7,000 families out of work and at risk of eviction because of the pandemic. With $400 million to spare.

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  3. 10 Oct 2020

    Full mix of the livestreamed jam Good Nyborg and I put on. Blade on VHS and video feedback.

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    6 Oct 2020

    we don’t talk enough about the 5 minutes of respiratory discomfort that happens right after a fat bong rip and as the paranoia sets in you think you have covid.

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    6 Oct 2020

    Stop ✋🏻 writing ✋🏻 VOTE ✋🏻 on ✋🏻 clothing!!!

    5 replies 82 retweets 1,062 likes
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    21 Feb 2019

    Tony just wants to have a sundae and zone out infront of the TV

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    16 Aug 2010

    Back then it was weed, girls, and basketball...now its greed, hurt, and alcohol...but love never dies.

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  8. 21 Jan 2019

    When you ask for no tomatoes on your sandwich and they give you tomatoes.

    I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!
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    7 Jun 2012

    Anyone else not doing shit watching family guy?

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    9 Sep 2018

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    27 Aug 2018

    Our next debate will be about Kool Aid.. This is Cherry 🍒 but Grape is the BEST!

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    23 Aug 2018

    top 3 coolest drake brags: 1. taking half a xanax for a 13 hour flight 2. having sex 4 times in one week 3. smoking weed once

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    19 Aug 2018

    movie pitch: this exact headline without the first four words

    The Actor Who Played Robocop Is Now an Art Historian, and He’s Returning to Detroit With a New Mission: Renaissance Art
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    6 Aug 2018

    Genie: You have two wishes left Me: I wish the letter G was the letter P instead Penie: And your final wish? Me: I wish that every E at the end of a word was an S instead Penis: Ms: Nics

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    28 Jul 2018

    Playerunknown battlegrounds video game steam

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    23 Jun 2013

    I just threaded a needle on my first attempt… am I a wizard?

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    18 May 2013

    I feel like doctors have the craziest lives

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    18 Jul 2018

    Nathan Fielder - Knows holocaust happened, doesn't do business w/ deniers, donated massive amounts to holocaust awareness - Graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades Mark Zuckerberg - Is cool with holocaust deniers - Didn't graduate from college

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    18 Jul 2018

    I'm finally getting back into The Adventure Zone so here are these very good boys! Btw the comic is very good and is incredible.

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