OpheliaNoir

AND NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE FILMING THIS. “WE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT’S GOING ON HERE...” No you’re not. You’re walking between cars, pretending you’re important.

And back to medical hold. Now we wait. Fortunately he loves her, and has now started making out with his lovely lady as we sit here. At least they’re making use of our now delayed time.

Kudos to the two other couples who are being cute and just cuddling while this happens. You the real MVP.

HIS PANTS ARE NOW BASICALLY OFF. HE WANTS TO FIND A PRIVATE ROOM. WE’RE ON BART MY DUDE, NOT THE ORIENT EXPRESS. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HERE???

They’ve now left. I fear for the others on the train. We have no ETA though to now depart this station, and are waiting on medical. Good times.

Even the BART conductor is saying “hopefully this is taken care of quickly.” This does not instill confidence.

The BART control has confirmed a medical emergency on my train. Thank you for reaffirming this. OH GOD WE ARE GOING. WE’RE FREE.

Aaaaaand the door for me to exit is broken. Excellent end to the ride.