I'm so proud of you.
We had a DnD sesh at work today and I play burly ork Smash. I yeeted several goblins and halflings, tied half of anaconda around my waist by pushing its teeth into its body (improvised belt), and then found bandana that made me smartest in the party. I call that a win 
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Nobody knew how I could use still fresh snake body as my belt... Until i pushed its teeth into itself. I might be dumb, but I am creative.
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Improvised belt was GENIUS. Glad you had fun, let's arrange another soon!
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