My relatives: so we see you got a cat instead of a child. Why? Me: I dont want them yet and I want to be ready Them: you either want it or no. Dont apply logic to it, there’s no logic in getting a child. You must get one soon, you’re getting old Me:pic.twitter.com/lrhMFKZ09B
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Replying to @ophelia_noir
How bout "kids will happen when/if they happen... for now, just be happy i'm happy" :)
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Replying to @SlashLurk
apparently I'm not supposed to be happy, I'm supposed to pop babies weekly and make lots of borscht
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Replying to @ophelia_noir
what if you just tell em you are practicing regularly... and that practice will eventually make perfect.
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Replying to @SlashLurk
LMAO I just choked on my lunch. THANK YOU! I will do that next time and see their reaction 
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