BOEHNER: Sorry about Grimm. RYAN: I didn't sleep last night. BOEHNER: Tons of good shows out there. A Golden Age of TV. Hell, of everything!
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TRUMP: I'm back to whaling on immigrants, so I need to make a pro-Mexico gesture. RYAN: Like what? TRUMP: I'm gonna eat the worm
RYAN: So you know, President Nieto has compared you to Hitler and Mussolini. TRUMP: Ah. OK. RYAN: TRUMP: Are those guys popular down there?
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TRUMP: "So. Everett, Washington." (cheers) TRUMP: "Why'm I here? This is the single most pointless trip I've ever made." (wild cheers)
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TRUMP: "You're a dumb town in a dumb state I'm gonna lose. Me coming here -- there had to be a clerical error, right?" (standing ovation)
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TRUMP: "If you could make a city, like in a lab, OK? And you said, 'Let's make the worst possible one.' Boom! Everett, Washington." (cheers)
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TRUMP: "I've slept with MODELS, you understand? Top-shelf babes. Imagine going from that high to goddamn Everett." (cheers) TRUMP: "Shut up"
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TRUMP: We're on, baby! GIULIANI: MEXICOOOO! TRUMP: Pence, you on the line? PENCE: Yes. TRUMP: Rudy and I need shots. GIULIANI: MEXICO SHATS!
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PENCE: Shots? TRUMP: Shots, dope. So we don't get Mexican diseases. GIULIANI: SPANISH FLU! TRUMP: Various fevers. Yellow. Scarlet. World Cup
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TRUMP: We should bring gifts... stuff they don't have. The whiter nation always should. GIULIANI: SMAHT! TRUMP: iPads. Oreos. Bloopers DVDs
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RYAN: You're really going to-- TRUMP/GIULIANI: MEX-I-CO! MEX-I-CO! MEX-I-CO! RYAN: But-- TRUMP/GIULIANI: MEX-I-CO! MEX-I-CO! MEX-I-CO!
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RYAN: You're hated in Mexico. Why would Nieto help you? TRUMP: Answering that'd require theory of mind, which, we have established, I lack!
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RYAN: He'll probably just chew you out TRUMP: Why? I'm off the wall thing. RYAN: No you're not-- TRUMP: Right, that's right, I'm back on it
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RYAN: He won't sign off on a wall he pays for. TRUMP: He will when he hears what's on his side of it: posters of babes! Kathy Ireland, etc!
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RYAN: It just seems like a trap. TRUMP: Pff, trap. Building a cabin over a demon girl's well, THAT'S a trap. This is two guys hanging out!
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RYAN: Christie moved your security briefing to Thursday -- says he has time to take you before his flight. You won't take his calls? TRUMP:
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TRUMP: It's true, I'm ducking Hole. It's... complicated. RYAN: You're still going to the briefing? TRUMP: Yes. I'll say goodbye then. RYAN:
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TRUMP: I'm swapping him out for LePage. Time for new asshole blood. RYAN: But Chris is gonna be OK? TRUMP: I dunno. What am I, his nurse?
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RYAN: I just-- TRUMP: I hear someone went on the Grimm boards saying good riddance. They said it's been bad for years. RYAN: WHAT?! [click]
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it is the absolute realest.
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you really have to ask when it comes to Trump
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These make me laugh so hard!!
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