Owen Ellickson
TRUMP: To our enemies, Obama is a joke. Such a nervous, sweaty guy. Always sweating through his sweat glands, like a dog!
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TRUMP: My guy Christie, he can eat. Guy loves chocolate. Always eating & metabolizing the theobromine in chocolate, like a dog. A friend!
TRUMP: Nobody cares what Mitt Romney thinks. This is a guy who uses echolocation to fly around, like a dog. No clue!
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TRUMP: John Kasich's corkscrew-shaped penis allows him to have sex with other ducks, like a dog. You call that leadership? A disgrace!
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@onlxn Your Trump is the second funniest, after the real article.
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