Got that Pfizer microchip. Service is fantastic. If anybody needs to use me as a 5G hotspot, I’m now available for 99 cents a minute.
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The vaccine envy is real! Any experience with chip service in subways though?
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I wanted 5G, but got a prehensile tail instead.
Once it grows in fully, I think it will be handy.
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mine keeps dropping the call when I’m receiving my daily instructions b. gates, do I need to upgrade my firmware or something?
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Turning everyone into a 5G hotspot would be a hugely impactful infrastructure program, especially for people from rural areas. Would support.
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Congrats! Love how the crop decided your mask was the most important part of this photo.
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Oh no...you didn't pick the Vista shot, did you? I'm so, so sorry.
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