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    Ben Collins‏Verified account @oneunderscore__ 24 Nov 2020

    The funniest possible TV show is just a straight timeline of QAnon, but the main character is a random civil servant watching it unfold. —"Finally, undeniable proof of the baby eating. Now the important part: Wait for around for 3 years." —"Shouldn't we arrest them?" —"…no."

    10:54 AM - 24 Nov 2020
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    • RobynEW 💙 karen jeannette Xynthox Freshmaker Jay Ro Matthew Kuhn ( ˘◡˘ ) Jemison Thorsby Rural Rustbelt — DEFUND THE NAZI PIGS Rainbow Vaccine (2 out of 2)
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      2. Ben Collins‏Verified account @oneunderscore__ 24 Nov 2020

        "Mr. Trump is ready to publicly arrest the cabal for kidnapping and murdering children." "Okay, cool, let's do this thing." "No, we must allude to it with vague poems on a site otherwise used by adult diaper fetishists."

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      3. Ben Collins‏Verified account @oneunderscore__ 24 Nov 2020

        "Look, guys, I don't know about you, but the president taking down a cabal of child eaters seems urgent and… important? I really think he should be taking credit for this publicly instead of haikus on the diaper site. He'd be a hero." "No, Mr. Trump is simply too humble."

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      4. Ben Collins‏Verified account @oneunderscore__ 24 Nov 2020

        So many fun characters: An invincible Hillary Clinton who has developed Mothra-like strength. A bedraggled JFK Jr. who shows up to work in a different disguise every day.

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      1. JimmyG‏ @JimmyG303 24 Nov 2020
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        There really is a good tv show somewhere inside all that nonsense.

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      2. Emily Gadek‏ @emilygadabout 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @oneunderscore__

        In retrospect, isn’t this kind the B plot of Parks and Rec?

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      3. Emily Gadek‏ @emilygadabout 24 Nov 2020
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        *kind of

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      2. Ed Bott‏Verified account @edbott 24 Nov 2020
        Replying to @oneunderscore__

        [Extreme announcer voice] "Previously on TRUST THE PLAN..."

        1 reply 1 retweet 110 likes
      3. Arya's BFF‏ @cuspo22 24 Nov 2020
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        pic.twitter.com/u6A6Dq7UnB

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