"Mr. Trump is ready to publicly arrest the cabal for kidnapping and murdering children." "Okay, cool, let's do this thing." "No, we must allude to it with vague poems on a site otherwise used by adult diaper fetishists."
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"Look, guys, I don't know about you, but the president taking down a cabal of child eaters seems urgent and… important? I really think he should be taking credit for this publicly instead of haikus on the diaper site. He'd be a hero." "No, Mr. Trump is simply too humble."
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So many fun characters: An invincible Hillary Clinton who has developed Mothra-like strength. A bedraggled JFK Jr. who shows up to work in a different disguise every day.
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There really is a good tv show somewhere inside all that nonsense.
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In retrospect, isn’t this kind the B plot of Parks and Rec?
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[Extreme announcer voice] "Previously on TRUST THE PLAN..."
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