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what’s the worst mistake you’ve ever made at work? after a long & stressful day speedwriting summaries i mixed up the names of (BBC director general) Tony Hall & (disgraced paedophile) Stuart Hall in a report i sent to... BBC DG Tony Hall, all the BBC top brass, the BBC trustees,
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One of our Saturday lads did this half an hour into his first day. Fortunately it was one of the ones where you have to press both buttons to set the alarm off.
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A friend was working in the Boots HQ overnight updating a system, they managed to set the alarm off only to find the building surrounded by half the armed police in England, since it also contains (contained?) half the country's stock of morphine, hence a 'special' silent alarm
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I did this on a night shift, got bored and 'deepcleaned the till area'. Nobody had told me we even had a panic button, even though we'd been robbed before. Six armoured cars full of heavily armed police took me slightly by surprise.
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