Michael O'Neal

@onealmp

All my humor is 141 characters long. Only srs business tweets with optional punctuation And/or musings of an overactive mind.

Joined June 2012

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  2. Jan 3
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  3. 31 Dec 2018

    Challenger disintegrates in mid-air years old.

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    28 Dec 2018
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    27 Dec 2018

    RT + Follow for a chance to win this box of 2017 Topps Luminaries Baseball!

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    26 Dec 2018

    This is no time for another Fed-Treasury Accord. It’s time for President Trump to realize that no one wins—not the Fed, not the country, not Donald Trump—when he forces monetary policy into a public narrative that is only about him. /10

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    26 Dec 2018

    In a just world, the first salaries to be shut down in a shutdown should be Congress and the White House. And those should be lost forever.

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    25 Dec 2018

    Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 I played an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad. It worked a treat.

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    24 Dec 2018

    If you see something, say something.

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    25 Dec 2018
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    24 Dec 2018

    Tonight Trump, alone in the White House, will be visited by the ghosts of American prosperity, credibility, and stability.

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    24 Dec 2018

    Theory - not mine. Powell is the new Jeff Sessions. As the economy slows and markets fall (Russia investigation is the analogy) Trump will need a foil. Discuss.

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    I will absolutely support a randomly selected United States history or government final exam from a local high school as a preliminary round of the general election debates.

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    23 Dec 2018

    ...the fact that his boss, the President of the United States, is talking actively about firing the chairman of the Federal Reserve. *That would be a crisis.

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    23 Dec 2018

    I feel like I need to say this out loud, because - amazeballs as this is - the Treasury Secretary is, it seems, consciously saying things that will destabilize the markets. There is no liquidity crisis. There is no market crisis. There is no crisis except for... 1/2

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    21 Dec 2018

    Far and away, almost all of Ronald Reagan's references to a border wall were about tearing down the Berlin Wall. Could find no speech where he mentioned building a US border wall.

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  18. 16 Dec 2018

    I would have got away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling feds!

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    14 Dec 2018

    Yesterday I ridiculed a subset of Flynn defenders -- those who misrepresent the law and the way the system works. These are the fair-weather-friends of criminal defense. But there is a principled argument that what happened to Flynn is wrong. /1

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    14 Dec 2018

    /13 (On the other hand, pardon me if, as a criminal defense attorney, I do not feel a transport of cordiality with people who have abruptly discovered how the system works and are horrified to see it pointed, temporarily, at conservative white dudes. They will not stay long.)/end

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