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  1. Jun 5

    hello I’ve had Finlay the whippet for a week now and shamefully neglected to let twitter know – at Broughty Ferry

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  2. Feb 9

    it’s still shorts weather in Scotland – at Broughty Castle

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  3. Jan 30

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  4. Jan 13

    it's this recipe, but with enough parmesan swirled into it while finishing the pasta in the sauce to turn it into a Marmite-y cacio e pepe

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  5. Jan 13

    GOOPED that my name is forever in print in ’s smart new book AND in the same breath as ’s no less

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  6. Jan 8

    enjoying this duo on the SSPCA site though:

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  7. Jan 8

    who could've seen this coming? it's going to be awful when people start returning to offices SSPCA reports 134% increase in people looking to give up unwanted animals… via

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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    If your mental health is feeling a bit shoddy rn (nervous laugh) then it’s PuBLiCaTiOn DaY for which might maybe help you or a pal. Order from your local bookshop here if you like

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  9. Jan 1

    how is this already a year old 😭😭😭

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  10. 30 Dec 2020

    all I want is for Harry Styles and Stevie Nicks to Lemonade a duets album

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  11. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2020

    Errmaahhgerrrd, here are two gorgeous reviews of my life-as-a-sad-twat book. If you'd like to read it too, order from a local independent bookshop here or you can get it from or or Amazon or the usual suspects.

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  12. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2020

    Same energy

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  13. 27 Nov 2020

    this series is the most incredible listen and I got through it In like a day and a half. there’s even a sapphic fourth verse for Jolene (thank you )

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  14. 8 Nov 2020

    also me on day 5 of living in dundee

    OBSESSED with Kim’s return from a year in Scotland in .
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  15. 5 Nov 2020

    commission her, she is very good

    After three years at I’m happy/nervous to announce that I’m going freelance! I’ll be writing for the mag regularly as contributing editor but am very much open to arts/culture/lifestyle commissions. Editors, check out my portfolio here:
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  16. Retweeted
    4 Nov 2020

    nevada realising the whole election depends on their six electoral college votes

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  17. Retweeted
    29 Oct 2020

    Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain

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  18. 27 Oct 2020

    joy is Joni Mitchell with her new cat 🥰

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  19. 25 Oct 2020

    thank you to this account for consistently adding joyful interludes to my doomscrolling

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  20. 8 Oct 2020

    "appropriately witchy attire" 🖤

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