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أخي السائق المغربي أختي السائقة المغربية : منين تدخل ل rond-point خليك فنفس الممر ، راه مكيفرقوش كعب غزال على السائق الأقرب لمحور rond-point.. وشكرا

Her hair was red, like ketchup. Her eyes, blue, like that weird blue Ketchup they used to market to kids. Her jacket? Yellow, like mustard, ketchup's cousin

ay has your dick ever been too soft to have sex but you don’t wanna disappoint so you ball yo dick up like some old homework and hit em with the shrimpy and hope ya dick wake up inside like evanescence?

You’ll grow up not every really knowing if you deserve love, but one day you’ll meet someone who loves you, and you’ll be able to accept yourself. Then, once they really get to know you, they’ll find you unbearable and leave, but the important thing is to stay hydrated.

if i was new and you told me that theres a superhero who's blind and uses echolocation to fight and one who's an adrenaline junkie who flies around using gadgets and that one is called batman and one is called daredevil i would punch you in the face if i found out which was which

I too am friends with war criminals. No big deal!

We need to stop giving serial killers cool names like "The Night Stalker" or "The Green River Killer." We should remove the mystique, make it sound less appealing. "The Micropenis Maniac." "Bobby Dipshit, the Stupid Murderer."