Those restaurants that don't bother enforcing this nonsense always get a bigger tip from me.
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The competition is stiff, but wearing a mask to walk from the restaurant door to your table remains the most moronic anti-Covid measure ever devised. Like having a pissing section in a swimming pool.
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This year we learnt that viruses can count to six, only travel in one direction, don't bother people sitting down and are scared of scotch eggs.pic.twitter.com/7Qwl7C3M7e
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Thanks for your efforts In Keeping me safe man. I could not source a condom so fashioned out of a sock and some hankies. Have been getting a lot of stares while walking in my grey trackies.
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I’m still not over sitting on a spot of grass in the middle of a field on my own and getting harassed by the police, personally
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I'm just pleased that Kent Police are either better managed or under resourced to bother with that nonsense. Judging by the decisions of the Chief Constable it isn't the first reason.
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Can go one better Ollie - same rules apply between machines in gyms. People hanging these masks up on the machines during their use or dumping them on the floor. Pure, manky theatre.
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Should have been laughed out of existence by the public. It'd help if businessess didn't try to enforce these petty diktats. Some folk you encounter seem to love ordering us around.
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I take it you’ve been to Sale baths then
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