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  1. Retweeted
    29 Nov 2015

    the "i'm not like other gays" starter pack

  2. 27 Aug 2015

    Bagging chips at Chipotle @ Chipotle Mexican Grill

  3. 27 Jul 2015

    Quitting laundry. Febreezing used shirts is sufficient.

  4. 22 Jul 2015

    "Taylor Swift is the Chobani of feminism." "Who's the Fage in this metaphor?"

  5. 17 Jul 2015

    My favorite quote about design was featured on 's blog! Check it out:

  6. 22 Jun 2015

    Since dogs can't smile they have to smize

  7. 20 Apr 2015

    Another post of work for my class with

  8. 24 Oct 2014
  9. 9 Jan 2014

    My debut is up! Woot woot (thanks to and !)

  10. 8 Aug 2013

    Dropped a fork on my foot. Now I have tiny fork holes in my foot.

  11. 25 Jul 2013

    I think a pigeon just killed itself by throwing itself in front of my mum's car

  12. 23 Jul 2013

    Losing a wisdom tooth today. Trying to take comfort in ending the day 1/16 ounce lighter.

  13. 13 Jul 2013

    Preparing for Iceland tomorrow by playing a few thousand rounds of "Björk or Bobcat"

  14. 23 Mar 2013

    A$AP's Fuckin Problems literally has no words left when it's played on the radio

  15. 27 Dec 2012

    Looking at an etching called "the circumcision of Christ"

  16. 5 Nov 2012

    "You can suck a mile of cock, but that doesn't make you Oscar Wilde."

  17. 2 Jul 2011

    yet another Chinese oddity: "spicy body slimming lotion"

  18. 30 Jun 2011

    not to be a live tweeter, but this guy just started singing a song for his wife into a mango. It was kinda dope.

  19. 22 Jun 2011

    Photo: Fin de siecle poster design was bomb. http://tumblr.com/x8r34c5y0z

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