LEAVE IT TO ME AND @amyysterling TO BOOK A NON REFUNDABLE HOTEL IN CHINATOWN THAT IS THE SCARIEST PLACE ON EARTH
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Theta Thursday am I right?!?!?!
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If I had to guess I would say seems real pissed that doesn't talk to her
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Just smelled so many different things on my stroll downtown and I have no idea what any of them were 🙊
The thing is, it should be Saturday @amyysterling
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There's too many people on this campus for me to not walk with headphones in
Getting out of work this late sucks cause no one is up and wants to play with me
I forgot how embarrassing it was to be wearing a unh dining shirt outside of unh dining
I am actually the owner of two fucking ducklings right now
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Today's the best day ever cause I'm getting a duckling and no one can tell me no
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More importantly, someone anyone please let me borrow your car so @magsaliba and i can go buy ducklings today
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Cool that tomorrow's Thursday 😎
I'VE ALWAYS CALLED WHO WAS A EVER SINCE THE BEGINNING I KNEW IT
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If someone comes up with a plan then maybe ill drink tonight. Until then you can find me in my AC room with my giraffe slippers #bye
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I know when I was a freshman I would always be like "oh she works at pita pit" and now I wonder if people do that to me 😒
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I'm this close to shaving all my hair off its so humid 👌
Even though I'm in my bed I still feel like I'm rocking for parking my ass in the hammock for 3 hours today
How have I been going on living having never owned a bed bigger than a twin
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I'm kicking Maggie out of the apartment
Maggie always takes pictures of me when I'm eating
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Having no voice makes me sound like I have whooping cough when I laugh
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I could eat 17 cheese sticks in a row I think 😋
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Me and @magsaliba just waited 20 minutes for class to start in the wrong room 😐
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Wouldn't wear anything other than @magsaliba clothes on the first day of school
I have no Internet or cable, both my roommates are gone, and I don't have class till 1240 im bored
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I have the biggest case of secondhand embarrassment from watching Miley at the vmas
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If there were a contest for cumfiest bed on Main Street, I would win
Something that looks like shit just flicked up into the window and is now splattered on Noah's forehead
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Stuck in the car with Noah for the next hour he won't stop singing im hungover af and my phones gonna die I couldn't be any more mad
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Noah farted
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I rode on a moped last night
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