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    I made a thing. It's exactly what it sounds like.

  2. So I made a thing:

  3. How to do MVC: 1. Take any three things, ANY 2. Call them Model, View and Controller 3. Draw some arrows between them Done!

  4. Start up idea: a firm that advises how to minimize PC outrage. But secretly, it generates PC outrage on Twitter against potential clients.

  5. How many of us would be here if it wasn't possible to get a pirated copy adobe software a decade ago?

  6. Game. Target Audience. Actual Audience.

  7. There needs to be a universal icon for videos that play without sound when you tap on it. Using social media on the toilet is scary.

  8. This kinda thing happens to me often

  9. Prep list for going to a wedding: - iron short - shower - fully charge cell phone

  10. Friends can get understandably defensive about horse detection. But often it’s the most vocal naysayers who you find out are equine

  11. Catch the Buzz and Ride the Wave of Google Save!

  12. The only correct way to write JavaScript is whatever you were not doing last week.

  13. a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat

  14. Tech industry: We need to move fast. For a long period of time. Employees: Can't sprint a marathon. T: Split it into back to back sprints.

  15. Also biggest predictor of massive failure vs minor failure.

  16. What about the news I don't want?

  17. Oliver Zheng followed , , and 3 others
    • @PastelPouts

      some people are idiots, some people are feminists. 'Freeloading Tart.' Write about mental health and parenting a Tiny Idiot .

    • @tomkupper

      Entrepreneur. Investor. Hopeless idealist. YouTube Channel: The Rest Of Us

  18. “Bono reveals he has written a song about Paris terror attacks.” Turn off the wifi and get those Apple devices in airplane mode

  19. MUSEUM VISITOR: That rodent looks stupid RODENT: I'll get you for this!

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