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I am: a writer of romances about middle aged, Jewish, & fat people; nonbinary/gender fluid; really 3 trash pandas in a trench coat. 
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Just wrote an actual outline for the next thing I have planned. It's still kind of rough but also it feels weird since I'm really more of a pantser. #AmWriting #AmWritingRomance
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If Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert were in a sinking rowboat and you could only save ONE of them, what would you do?
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Recovered or not, When did you develop #LongCovid
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One intended effect of Trump threatening to ban care for trans adults is it makes bans on care for trans youth seem like the more "moderate" position
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Your last saved selfie is you on the outside. Your last saved meme is you on the inside.
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Your last saved selfie is you on the outside. Your last saved meme is you on the inside. twitter.com/heyitsdcm/stat…
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Once again, Bill is going to get herself thrown out of knitting club.
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the trains in the lobby are outstanding. this is model railroading at its finest. why is the wienermobile leading a Cliffordized slinkydog family. because fuck you that’s why
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Clocked this odd-looking mallard a couple of times before around Bishop's Stortford. Dark head without the eye stripe of a typical female, no curled tail feather of a drake. Finally figured it out when I got to watch it preening. It' an intersex mallard! Note the drake-like wings
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high quality pigeon 12/10
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Many people have asked about helping 's family, especially her sweet wife, Hanna ().
This GoFundMe has been set up to do just that.
Please don't feel obligated to contribute, but kindly share!
Remembering Anna Clutterbuck-Cook
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fuck personality tests. who comes to your mind when i say "Michael"
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A short clip of Flaco, the ’s escaped Eurasian eagle owl, window shopping outside last night. Flaco flew early this morning into Central Park, where he is being monitored by zoo staff and rangers.
#birds #birdwatching #wildlife #nature #birdcpp
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If Black kids are old enough to experience racism, white kids are old enough to read about it.
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Trying to figure out why you have a headache as an adult is like trying to solve a murder where everyone did it.
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DeSantis is making the blueprint for what will take place across America. But y’all ain’t gonna listen to Black people. You’ll see.
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*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask
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“It's an 'I owe you one.'”
“Me getting charged with three passed balls, you mean?” Because those will go in Alex's stats as his mistakes.
“One of those is on me.”
“Only one?”
Jake opens the box of donuts and holds it up. “Are you gonna argue or are you gonna eat?”
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Once his door was closed, he didn’t let me go. Instead, he kissed down my neck before reaching for the bag I’d brought from the bakery. “What did you bring besides baklava? Didn’t you tell me too much sugar can upset your stomach?” #FridayKiss
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The only mention I have of the word "candy" in my WIP is a reference to John Candy, so I think I'm gonna look for other variations. #FridayKiss
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Look if Covid runs itself down into a mild version that is truly no worse than your average cold, that's great and wonderful and maybe even the best we can hope for
but that day is not today so stop acting like 4000 people didn't die last week
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A romcom where Dave Bautista and Jack Black are buddies reentering the dating scene in their fifties. Double dating shenanigans ensue.
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*battling with Microsoft Word and the new track changes why are comments appearing in a new column what is even happening-*
I’m not sure this is what Mary Oliver wanted for us when she asked “what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”
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Get in, losers, we’re going marmot hunting.
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stop having parasocial relationships with celebrities. start having parasocial relationships with your friends' cats
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Groundhog saw his shadow in Natick this morning.
Shame he didn’t see mine looming up behind him in time.
#GroundhogDay #Breakfast
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The average reaction time for a cat is 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s (44-70 ms)
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Do you ever just sit and think about how great @thatalicewu's The Half of It is? It has all the things
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