Oli Beale

@olibeale

Partner / ECD at Anomaly. Shrub Rocketeer. Quiet Bat-Person.

London
Joined February 2009

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    I was about to leave Sky, then this guy totally made me love them forever. Way beyond the call of duty.

  2. Hey I just drank a can of you but I still have no friends and I'm playing snooker alone with no table or balls.

  3. My new sounds: Songs To Make Stuart Dance In His Trunks on

  4. I just watched a man on my train make a small pipe of Pringles last an hour. He seems calm but the discipline... Jesus, the discipline...

  5. Plant giving other plants a speech

  6. 86 Days.

  7. You massive donut, our black bin is actually our bin, and today is the day our rubbish is actually collected.

  8. Hi This is my invention. Metro said: "a contender for this year's No.1 Christmas toy" Need backing.

  9. I think (and other geniuses) have made the greatest advert of recent years. Goosebump city! via

  10. Djrum - Induction VERY GOOD MUSIC

  11. Everything you need to know about Theresa May’s Brexit nightmare in five minutes

  12. If The Media Wrote About Theresa May's Husband The Way They Write About Samantha Cameron

  13. Okay, so not being a father doesn't give you the middle on December?

  14. We're giving a FREE Bud to everyone in ! Claim your 18+ T&Cs apply. Ends 23:59 06/07

  15. This is like taking a shit on somebody's carpet and then apologising to them about the colour of your underpants.

  16. Oli Beale followed , , and
  17. A warning to Gove and Johnson - we won’t forget what you did | Jonathan Freedland

  18. Say what you like about Clegg, this is horribly prescient. (via )

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