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    Aug 25
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    Drove past a vehicle last week with license plate CDR. Still trying to figure out if it was a joke.

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    Aug 24

    We're gonna need a bigger buffer.

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    Aug 17

    Есть профессиональное выгорание, но я придумала новый термин - профессиональное подгорание. Это когда кто-то воротит лютую хуйню в деле, в котором ты разбираешься очень хорошо, и ты никак не можешь это остановить.

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    Aug 22
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    Aug 22

    all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* *click* *cash register noise* finish one side project before buying the domain for a new one

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    Aug 21

    me: i have no idea what i'm doing them: just use poofberry me: what is that them: it's like fluffnutz but for hooxup me: ... them: it integrates with logbungler

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    26 Sep 2017

    “Without requirements or design , programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.” - Louis Srygley

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  10. Aug 21

    If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. by

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    Aug 20

    There were around 50 attendees on the first meetup in Nizhny! 🎉 It was great that we gathered. This is also my first time being responsible for some organization questions and, well, I failed. Having mixed feelings right now..

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    Apr 9
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    You can't actually learn a programming language in 30 minutes.

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    when I find myself in times of trouble brother Mario comes to me speaking words of wisdom "it's a me"

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    the fact that you can just pipe _anything_ into `cowsay` is proof that Unix is the greatest operating system of all time

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    Apr 28

    In 1975, a cat co-authored a physics paper. Just as Jack H. Hetherington prepared to publish his work, a colleague pointed out that he'd used "we" rather than "I", despite being the only author. Not wanting to edit his paper, he added his cat (pictured) as a second author.

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    Feb 15

    There's a thin line between a cache and a memory leak.

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    May 2

    Brilliant! Physics-Mathematics dictionary 😁

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    Jul 20

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  20. Aug 18

    zzz  Ꮸ ⁀ /ヽ-、___ /Ꮸ__ /____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    sometimes you don't need    ʕ◔ϖ◔ʔ concurrency or parallelism   _| ⊃/(___ sequential might be enough / └-(____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ zzz  Ꮸ ⁀/ヽ-、___ /Ꮸ__/____/

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