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Third base these days is sending ASMR videos back and forth until someone falls asleep.

This is SO goodhttps://twitter.com/bliv94/status/1454921177600823296 …

New relationship goals: Tom & Shiv’s unbalanced love portfolio.

He was dressed as Tom Nook She was dressed as Tom Nook Can we make it anymore obvious...

The best dates aren’t always expensive. Going to @Target can be the most romantic experience of your life. A “date” is not about the money spent; it’s about the ~vibe~

A couples costume wherein one goes as “vulnerable admission of feelings to crush” and the other is “Read 7:48 pm” goosebumps every time.

That feeling when your crush has the same favorite Trader Joe’s snack as you soup dumplings

unable/unwilling to even on a purely intellectual level understand the sex appeal of Beetlejuice

Don’t give attention to people who pop in and out of your life. Like, what is this, a situationship or a Spirit Halloween? Stay a while, babe!

WE’RE TAKING ATTENDANCE Raise your hand if you’ve already been cuffed Everyone else… you’re invited to mingle

The best way to let someone know you love them is to not invite them to your friend's improv show.

watches 500 Days of Summer and thinks Summer is the villain

Getting a vaccine booster will definitely BOOST how many matches you get* *yes, this tweet is cheesy, but accurate!

Sure, it's fun to get laid buuuuuut have you ever had someone push your hair behind your ear, lightly kiss your forehead and then say “I believe in you?”

Find someone who loves you as much as those telemarketers love trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

Pitch: it’s Marvel’s What If but instead of superheroes, it’s your crushes…and the “what if” is always “what if you told them right now”

Sending heart/exclamation point reactions to every “just took out the trash” text is the natural evolution of most relationships.