The Volatile Mermaid

@OhNoSheTwitnt

Jewish American Disney Princess. once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2010.

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    Fake pockets in women’s slacks are the pantriarchy. Thank you.

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    The audiobook is now available on through & . Here is a sample of it read by Sisi Aisha Johnson. It’s really cute. Click here to purchase:

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    “Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?” — Rush Limbaugh

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    Trump doubled Obama's drone war, expanded every conflict we're in and banned people from this country for their religion. And 's "libertarian" response was to try to get the guy he thinks is a whistleblower who followed the law to the T killed.

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    Is anyone else getting this

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  6. NEWSFLASH: If you don’t approve of gay marriage you don’t have to get one. If you don’t approve of abortion you don’t have to get one.

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  7. Homophobe Helen here acting like a gay President is going to sign an executive order requiring everyone to get gay married. It would be funny if it weren’t so fucking sad.

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  8. I’m gonna be really pissed if after all of this Bran is the nominee.

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  9. The evanjellicals and Cat-holics are still staunchly opossumed to gay meowriage.

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  10. After all is said and done only one of the Democatic pandadates will get the nom.

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  11. Things are ruff in Barkansas after the devastating purricane, but New Hampster has really taken the wheel.

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  12. They should have a Puppy Bowl equivalent for the State of the Union.

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  14. CNN: President Trump to deliver State of the Union. NBC: President Trump to deliver State of the Union. Fox News: President Hillary Clinton to deliver Deep State of the Union.

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    Everyone is still trying to figure out who recovered the fumble at the bottom of the pile and Pete’s going the route of #55 here

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  16. Instead of putting Iowa back in the vault for another 4 years after this caucus we should just never release it again like Song of the South.

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  17. The Do Nothing Democrats want to uproot Iowa and move it 273 miles to the west! Not happening! As long as I am president, Iowa will stay where it is!

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  18. Maybe the real winner of the Iowa caucus was friendship all along.

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  19. Update: I looked up the full lyrics of Toss A Coin To Your Witcher and it’s like a Zeppelin song fucked a Dungeon Master in the darkest depths of Mordor.

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  20. Sounds like the app they used for the Iowa caucus was OkBoomer.

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  21. I wasn’t on Twitter last night but from what I can tell Pete won, Bernie won, Trump won, nobody won, and everybody had a good time.

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