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  1. Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.

  2. Truly never ends how great this show was

  3. Mean this for real: give free flights to protesters who will go to NC and piss in whatever barrooms they want.

  4. No! let Roger have ice cream and go to train museums not do a scary workout!

  5. Uh-oh IRL Jon Snow escaped!

  6. V. excited for the red pill backlash against a second female protagonist in the Star Wars universe.

  7. I like baseball. Baseball is fun. See you soon NYC.

  8. Dear MTA: I'll die before I wait for "the train directly behind this one."

  9. 🐒business

  10. Best video on the internet right now

  11. Playing The Joker is our generations playing Hamlet.

  12. Sometimes I give myself the creeps/Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me/I'm a true fucking bad boy/And a real looney toon

  13. Every morning there a halo hanging from the corner of my four post bed/And a red pill and a glass of milk/So I can stay woke

  14. There goes my bracket! Walking away on two legs wait that's my teen daughter, shit, KYLIE GET BACK HERE.

  15. Someone made a spectacularly simple and accurate voter guide for us.

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