Emma Gillam

@ohemmaghee

Always has coffee in one hand and a shopping bag in the other. A strong advocate for the Oxford comma.

Joined March 2011

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  1. 26 Nov 2016

    I just got up to 19,175 in !!! Beat that!

  2. 16 Jul 2016

    I used to invite my crushes in first grade to Pokemon battle. Now a boy just offered to buy me a drink if I put a Lure up. Time is cyclical

  3. 6 Jul 2016

    Happy national fry fry chicky chick day

  4. 6 Jul 2016

    Nothing like failing reCAPTCHAs to make me question my humanity 🤖

  5. 5 Jul 2016

    Made a great workout playlist for if I ever actually go to the gym

  6. Retweeted
    24 Jun 2016

    Speaking as a clueless American reading about the all I can think about is

  7. 9 Jun 2016

    My mom just asked my local pizza place what a plain slice of pizza is and I honestly don't know if I can ever show my face here again.

  8. 7 Jun 2016
  9. Retweeted
    5 Jun 2016

    "I see a pattern emerging in rape culture that suggests women have a past, while men have a potential."

  10. 2 Jun 2016

    If you're arrested for dognapping, do you get to keep the puppy when you go to jail? Asking for a friend.

  11. 1 Jun 2016

    My life is like a romcom. Except without the romance. So really just a comedy.

  12. 31 May 2016

    I think I should get discounted manicures because my fingers are so tiny

  13. 30 May 2016

    no matter where you're going in life, always take a Tide to go pen

  14. 28 Apr 2016

    There are brownie crumbs down my shirt and that is how my day is going

  15. 18 Apr 2016

    When you do spring cleaning and realize you still haven't seen but has won a Pulitzer!

  16. 14 Apr 2016

    keep getting Pandora ads asking me to join the Secret Service...time for a career change?

  17. 31 Mar 2016

    people ask if I have plans for the weekend

  18. 29 Mar 2016

    So tired I just apologized to a mannequin I bumped into at the Gap

  19. 29 Mar 2016

    ⬆️ with my fashion game and ⬇️ with my bank account balance 🙈

  20. 28 Mar 2016

    Now we sit back and wait for the coffee to kick in 😴☕️

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