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@ohdearkhalana

ben affleck loves to smoke and hates the thought of existing in his own body for the rest of his time on earth

Joined April 2014

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    just cleaned my keyboard, took every key off & individually cleaned each key, looks brand new, weirdly enough the only key I didn't have to clean was the "N", guess I've never used it, not even once

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    Apr 24

    In support of sexual assault victims, I’m wearing jeans on

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    29 Sep 2013

    Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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    Apr 10

    Doing irony, constructing bits, telling jokes, blah, blah, blah 😒 Sometimes I just want to tweet my real opinions. Well thanks to my secret locked alt, which you're reading right now, I can!

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    Apr 21

    At "Sunday Service" at Coachella, Kanye West performed atop a miniature mountain

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    Apr 21

    So let me get this straight: you're gonna suck on my dick, then move my penis in and out of your vagina, while Flint *still* doesn't have clean drinking water?

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  7. Apr 21

    i love you jesus christ jesus christ i love you yes i do

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    ***SPECIAL 4/20 JOKE*** Q: What did Bob Marley and Herbert Hoover’s wife have in common? A: They both loved “the herb”!

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  9. Apr 20

    neste sabado pré-pascoa solzera 30 graus ceu azul felizao estou a caminho de assistir the antlers - hospice acustico ao vivo

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    Apr 13

    none of my pets are breathing properly . Am i the asshole (AITA)

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    Apr 13
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    thank u for this. our freedom is preserved bc of the internet outrage youve drummed up over *checks tweet* a deliberately provactive band logo at a nothing store in who-gives-a-shit, California. you're important and the work you're doing matters

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    Apr 14
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  13. Apr 14

    choose your fighter

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    Apr 5

    starting a petition to let the aurora shooter see the new joker movie

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    I'll sell everything in my fucking house like a crackhead for the high of receiving positive feedback on ebay

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    Apr 4

    WATCH: Low IQ single Father fooled into thinking he has been accepted to Yale at the age of 44. Savor his pain

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    Apr 2
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    Mar 12

    here’s my impression of the engineer who was in the studio with Fat Joe that day

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    Mar 23
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