"the new d&d movie has too many jokes and shenanigans" i'm sorry but have you ever played a single tabletop role-playing game with your friends
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must be nice to be whoever gets to wake up every morning without the risk of finding out another one of their basic rights has been taken away
every couple of weeks kevin sorbo shows up to remind us that Xena was better than Hercules
friendly reminder that blue checks are going to start making money off of engagement so doooooooon't fight with them. It's embarrassing to make money for rage farmers. Block and move on.
Acting like Obi-Wan would never do silly or chaotic things is discrediting the fact that this man jumped directly through glass just to chase a droid once
Where I come from we call these flirtin’ tools.
"star wars isnt goofy" "this is too silly for star wars"
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Just thinking about X-Men Evolution's absolutely perfect Wanda Maximoff
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a clip of Oscar Isaac saying “woOoooOoAAhhHh *lightsaber noises*” to raise your spirits
No more Twitter crop time to re-share this picture of Harrison Ford
It’s okay everybody he got approval from the Jedi Council to do this
Spider-Man Obi-Wan
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DO NOT FORGET THE HYPHEN
The Ship The Hater
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enough about the ship and the shipper what about the ship and the hater
Studios thinking that fans will get impatient for new content and side with them are very funny because our foremothers were Star Trek and Star Wars fans who sustained themselves on fic and zines for d e c a d e s
"We can't find anyone of similar descent to play Aladdin"
im bisexual. i like star wars AND star trek
Same energy. #TheMandalorian
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HOW THE MANDALORIAN SEASON 3 WILL SOLVE THE BABY YODA PROBLEM
by Catrina Dennis
EXT. TATOOINE DOCKING BAY - DAY
MANDO
What are you doing he-
LUKE
your son will not stop biting my nephew, please take him back
what a power move it was for Obi-Wan to sit like this during work meetings
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Asajj Ventress doesn’t get enough credit for being one of the only people who routinely required both Anakin and Obi-Wan as adversaries in order for things to be a fair fight
I love that it’s a canon fact that Darth Maul lived in the garbage for ten years
imagine complaining about boba fett being silly and undignified when he is this same exact dude
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cannot stop thinking about Luke Skywalker's extremely high-quality baby carrier which i am 95% sure he borrowed from Han and Leia
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Not all men? You’re right: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master and Hero of the Republic, would never do this
Me waking up every Wednesday for #TheBookOfBobaFett
If your reaction to Boba Fett smiling and being doeky is anger then I don’t trust you as a person
He looks like he’s waiting in line for an iced coffee
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WGA & SAG Striking Together
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AU where Luke ditches the Jedi life and becomes an intergalactic pop star/holonet debutante
"there weren't any fillers in clone wars!" yes there were and they were magnificent. jar jar got a girlfriend
Miles Morales attempting to do the “Hey” move. twitter.com/animalspng/sta
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"obi-wan kenobi is heterosexual" oh yeah? then explain this
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McConnell is currently shaking at the thought of being a minority anything
Accidentally came out to my family as non-binary today and got a hug from my Dad and immediate acceptance so if you’ll excuse me I’m going to be crying on my flight
My favorite Star Wars genre is Tough Guy Is A Dad Now
normies: "the sequel trilogy didnt really have a great romance like han and leia when it started"
me, enlightened:
pedro pascal: does not have any known children
me, seeing pedro pascal: god i love dilfs
finally
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what I have learned from the galactic starcruiser coverage is that earth is canon in star wars but it's such an embarrassing place that nobody talks about it
Among the many reasons I like rogue one is the fact that exactly zero fascists are offered forgiveness at any point in the story
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this is quickly turning into people recapping the biggest shenanigans in their group's campaigns and I am for it. Keep 'em coming
If you’ve ever been stalked, there is a moment in this week’s #Andor that is especially chilling, and this is one of the rare instances where I expect the storytellers to go all in on what people like this character are capable of when they sink into their poisonous mentality.
“It’s okay to dislike things” no. it is not okay to dislike obi-wan’s mullet in attack of the clones (2002)
“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.”
This is one of Carrie Fisher’s most well-known pieces of advice for good reason. I live by it. I read it every morning.
Is Star Wars even allowed to wish people a Happy Mother’s Day after fridging every Skywalker mother ever
Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is promptly leave their desert planet behind after the last of their known relatives are murdered by the Empire and jettison into space with an old man, a sexy pirate, a large dog monster & two robots
Obi-Wan: where did you get that scar
Anakin, who got the scar from slipping in a bathtub: I uhhh i slipped while I was fighting ventress last night
Obi-Wan: that can't be right, I was with her last night
Anakin: what
Obi-Wan: what
Get that vaccine IN MY ARM
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Palpatine, accepting his role as Emperor: I stand before you, a survivor of Jedi Cancel Culture,
I just gotta stop and think about Obi-Wan Kenobi for a second.
Moff Gideon (Having A Grand Old Time On The Floor) Appreciation Post
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Obi-Wan: *in the middle of a serious negotiation that could decide the survival of an entire planet*
Anakin and Ahsoka, behind him:
Friendly reminder from Legendary Jedi Bastila Shan
Every time Boba Fett gets a little more humanized, the dudebros lose their minds, and I harness the energy from it for evil-doing. Please continue humanizing Boba Fett for the sake of my evil-doing
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You’re telling me the guy whose first line in the saga is “uhHHOOOOWHH” isn’t a silly little ding dong sometimes????
“Star Wars is not supposed to be silly!” There’s a Mandalorian named Torian my dude
The world of Star Wars desperately needed more girlfailures and Jedi Survivor delivered with Caij Vanda
Recently deleted every tweet older than 5 years which meant this moment was erased and so I am preserving it: that time Mark Hamill and I bantered as The Joker and Harley Quinn in the middle of an unrelated interview
Like if they’re not gonna use these puppets anymore can we use them for Star Wars because I think she would be a cool Star Wars character
Gwendoline Christie is trending and so I have been reminded of this image which partially defines and inspires me
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REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)
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My new apprentice (human teenage age) asked me how to open this. What a perfect time for a teachable moment, I thought
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Guy who has only ever watched The Mandalorian, watching Dune: wow big season 2 episode 1 vibes
I don't want a movie about Joker & Harley's awful relationship, I want an action adventure road trip with HARLEY & IVY (who are girlfriends)
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Today I was compelled to pull my decades-old TPM incredible cross-sections book off the shelf and inhale the scent of 1999
Happy Anniversary to the way Obi-Wan Kenobi looked in ATTACK OF THE CLONES.
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the Star Wars the Star Wars
character I character I’m
think I’m like VS. actually like
Star Wars bros will stomp their feet like “grrrr I can’t believe this toy doesn’t have accurate molds and the weapon is flimsy raahhh I’m so angey” and then turn around and say we’re being over dramatic for saying we would like it if transphobes were not cast in Star Wars
Wouldn’t it be so funny if they reintroduced Cara Dune with a new actress in the trailer tonight
‘Mary Sue’ is now just a word that insecure men use to describe fictional women who make them feel threatened (but in a way, hasn’t it always been)
what if you and I shot sarcastic banter back and forth at each other while i blocked hits from the blade of your sword with an extremely fancy floor candelabra
“I want Sebastian Stan as Young Luke!” okay boring what about Sebastian Stan as middle-aged stressed out and tired Luke who is getting a crash course in how to be an elementary school teacher to various alien kids with superpowers who all have different allergies
I’m a queer babe, and David Cage says he doesn’t make games for… people like me. So I won’t be playing Star Wars Eclipse since it’s not for me 🤷🏻♀️ #BlackoutStarWarsEclipse
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I most definitely thought this said The Bad Bitch and was like yes, finally a Ventress-centered show twitter.com/starwars/statu…
It 👏 is 👏 not 👏 the 👏 lady 👏 character’s 👏 responsibility 👏 to 👏 bring 👏 the 👏 hero 👏 back 👏 from 👏 darkness
Well, "I've been sleeping with my neighbor for 50 years" sounds like a very unique and clever conversation starter, so I don't blame her
Yoda is an inspiration to me because whenever anyone ever asked him to elaborate on his points he proudly said “no 💚”
I like the “Skywalker is a common surname” theory because it means Vader is absolutely losing his shit here over the space equivalent of Rodriguez or Smith
I love you Fennec Shand #TheBookofBobaFett
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I saw Rogue One first with movie critics at a press screening, so my awe was stomped on as soon as we walked out. Thankfully, I got to see it 6 more times with people who did not hate everything to exist outside of the criterion collection, and my hype has never been killed since
my favorite thing about #TheBookOfBobaFett is that the theme song’s lyrics are just parts of Boba’s name with a little muppets-style “menamena” in between to jazz it up
Everybody talks about Luke Skywalker’s Chanel Boots but nobody talks about Vader’s Tactical Guccis
Look. If I were Lando and this was what happened to my ship I’d be salty enough to turn Han in to the Empire too. twitter.com/swankmotron/st
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