Well, our whirlwind wedding made it to Vogue, lads 🥲
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Ashley Reese
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Writer. Widow. Sell-out. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. May or may not be notable. #fuckcancer.
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this makes me wanna grow my hair out
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Silk press on my only male client
the only person to ever bully me into recording them
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“was elaine hot?” “was jerry supposed to be funny” how about you jump off a cliff
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lol what?!
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Someone kept stealing the flowers from the grave site so they put an apple air tag
I in the pot and found
the culprit. via @its_romes_wrld
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WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.
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me watching y'all get carried out the function
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the trevor project is a suicide hotline for trans and queer youth. these people are beyond evil for lying about this
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Was in the fucking splash zone at Arctic Monkeys tonight. Absolutely drenched. Will never understand why people throw pints, it’s just not economical. And during the cozzie livs no less!
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For that salary? Fuck it we ball
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how much are you willing to risk for the most dangerous job in all of media
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anyways i just bought myself a telfar through their bag security program and an egg mcmuffin meal. this is what being a millennial is all about. happy friday
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Sitting next to a cute and chatty French baby right now. Just want everyone to know!
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I went over and sat next to him and hugged him and started telling him about my day and the other people on the train must've thought we were moving rather fast.
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A magical thing that happened yesterday is I got a seat on the subway and was looking at my phone and a random dude across the way tapped my foot and I was a little skeeved but the random dude was my husband.
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what’s a movie that had the BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER and it still blows your mind just thinking about it ????
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I wanna debrief with the girlies here
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this is about as cool as you can look
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this is about as cool as you can look
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is that a mf barbra streisand reference
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"I remember the terror in his eyes. I remember my father, towering over him at six-foot-five, screaming louder, swearing louder, the tenor of his voice so explosive that one of the boys made earmuffs with his hands"
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she’s collecting the twinks like pokemon
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“I had no thoughts at all, only the overwhelming desire not to feel anything ever again”
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a plate from a baby shower from would gather every last one of them.
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BRITISH U.K. KIDS - (White, African, and Carribean) descent.
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First time eating dishes of SOUL FOOD from America.
First time eating dishes of SOUL FOOD from America.
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Very back to school ad chic
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Seeing a dalmation does feel like meeting a celeb I can’t explain it
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ppl keep asking so I’ll add this here: the dress is from farm rio
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Just been basically living on an Italian beach with my friend for two days straight 😌
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since is out of the country people on this website have no choice but to be insane to molly for…putting dark wood bookshelves in her office
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White people think anybody meeting in groups without telling them is suspicious
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landlord put the eviction papers on the door.
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Give me an example of someone rapping like the rent is due
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i might start unfollowing people who engage with this account, even screenshotting to yell at her
she is actively trying to become a right wing personality. the little family proc flag stunt already got a bunch of followers
stop giving her exactly what she wants
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i am so excited girlies
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