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Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.

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    Tim Allen‏Verified account @ofctimallen 15 Aug 2017

    If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.

    10:10 PM - 15 Aug 2017
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      1. Pete NSØD‏ @NS0D 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ofctimallen

        You don't understand evolution, Tim.  The theory is that they evolved from a common ancestor/entity.

        1 reply 1 retweet 59 likes
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      1. Adam Amani‏ @THEEadamamani 15 Aug 2017
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        This thread is about to get interestingpic.twitter.com/1I7wiS3nKW

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      2. Nathan A Young‏ @n_a_young 15 Aug 2017
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        If two people ride in a Yugo, should it now be called a Wego?

        12 replies 24 retweets 899 likes
      3. Yo yMisKosas 🖤‏ @Yoymiskosas 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @n_a_young @ofctimallen

        Nathan is funnier than Tim.

        6 replies 0 retweets 369 likes
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      2. Francisco Fernandez Jr.‏ @francsquared 15 Aug 2017
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      3. Francisco Fernandez Jr.‏ @francsquared 15 Aug 2017
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      2. Susieus Maximus‏ @SusieusMaximus 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @ofctimallen

        Wow, and people say you're not funny anymore.

        2 replies 0 retweets 68 likes
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