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Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.

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    Tim Allen‏Verified account @ofctimallen May 16

    Stunned and blindsided by the network I called home for the last six years. #lastmanstanding

    9:14 AM - 16 May 2017
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    12,086 replies 26,306 retweets 66,888 likes
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      2. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen May 16
        Replying to @ofctimallen

        One could say you are *removes glasses* not the last man standing

        292 replies 353 retweets 4,440 likes
      3. Connie H‏ @MsMagnolia0913 May 16
        Replying to @chrissyteigen @ofctimallen

        Well aren't you just a little ray of sunshine? Why do you always have to be so snotty?

        32 replies 21 retweets 563 likes
      4. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen May 16
        Replying to @MsMagnolia0913 @ofctimallen

        Shut up, idiot Connie.

        81 replies 124 retweets 1,937 likes
      5. roxy‏ @justroxy00 May 16
        Replying to @chrissyteigen @MsMagnolia0913 @ofctimallen

        Connie you are right...she is just gross...

        10 replies 14 retweets 483 likes
      6. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen May 16
        Replying to @justroxy00 @MsMagnolia0913 @ofctimallen

        That is one cropped picture.

        33 replies 49 retweets 1,446 likes
      7. br‏ @BeekbobBob May 16
        Replying to @chrissyteigen @justroxy00 and

        - give you 50 cents for that ego teigen. Twice what your talent is worth..

        8 replies 5 retweets 197 likes
      8. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen May 16
        Replying to @BeekbobBob @justroxy00 and

        Oh snap I feel super owned on twitter dot com

        21 replies 51 retweets 1,144 likes
      9. Amanda Stallings‏ @Mamamanda18 May 16
        Replying to @chrissyteigen @BeekbobBob and

        Chrissy, you're my hero

        8 replies 2 retweets 276 likes
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      2. Mark Dice‏Verified account @MarkDice May 16
        Replying to @ofctimallen

        Thanks for standing up and speaking out against the PC police for as long as you could, Tim.

        52 replies 849 retweets 6,231 likes
      3. Mark Dice‏Verified account @MarkDice May 16
        Replying to @MarkDice @ofctimallen

        You calling out the Liberals for their insanity on Jimmy Kimmel was the last straw for the Network, but someone had to do it. Thanks, Tim!

        69 replies 879 retweets 5,687 likes
      4. Dee Horror‏ @DeeDeehorror May 16
        Replying to @MarkDice @ofctimallen

        At least Tim has guts.

        24 replies 230 retweets 3,061 likes
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      2. Guy Martineau  🇺🇸‏ @Guy_Martineau May 16
        Replying to @ofctimallen

        Big loss for ABC network, that means I don't need that channel anymore... @Ask_Spectrum is there a way to pay by the channel? #CordCutting

        140 replies 318 retweets 2,288 likes
      3. Ask Spectrum‏Verified account @Ask_Spectrum May 16
        Replying to @Guy_Martineau

        Unfortunately we do not have an à la carte option but you can see the channel lineup and packages here. http://bit.ly/2c5ZxfG  ^SH

        71 replies 8 retweets 216 likes
      4. Guy Martineau  🇺🇸‏ @Guy_Martineau May 16
        Replying to @Ask_Spectrum

        Maybe it's time to start listening to your customers before they leave... I'm getting tired of supporting CNN, ABC & NBC!

        92 replies 352 retweets 2,533 likes
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      6.  🇺🇸PoppyLane 🇺🇸‏ @PoppyLane_ May 16
        Replying to @johncbolin @Guy_Martineau @Ask_Spectrum

        #killMSM

        2 replies 20 retweets 164 likes
      7. Canes Fan 249‏ @jboy421 May 16
        Replying to @PoppyLane_ @johncbolin and

        Cut the cord. There are tons of streaming services out now. With our net, and streaming services we are still saving like 80 bucks a month

        26 replies 75 retweets 651 likes
      8. GoHawks‏ @Gregtechelp May 16
        Replying to @jboy421 @PoppyLane_ and

        I eliminated cable about 4 yrs ago and after the first week, haven't missed it. Get 1 streaming service and you're all set.

        21 replies 54 retweets 507 likes
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