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Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.

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    Tim Allen‏Verified account @ofctimallen Jun 28

    Mark your calendar for Sept. 28th! @LastManStanding #LastManStandingpic.twitter.com/JMHMFzXZ0R

    4:21 PM - 28 Jun 2018
    • 7,815 Retweets
    • 29,217 Likes
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    1,744 replies 7,815 retweets 29,217 likes
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      2. Mark Dice‏Verified account @MarkDice Jun 29
        Replying to @ofctimallen @LastManStanding

        Give Roseanne a cameo.

        12 replies 45 retweets 339 likes
      3. Scott Johnson‏ @scootj77 Jun 29
        Replying to @MarkDice @ofctimallen @LastManStanding

        That would be way awesome! Can't keep a good man or woman down

        1 reply 6 retweets 53 likes
      4. Tommy‎ ن‏ @cknchimayo Jun 29
        Replying to @scootj77 @MarkDice and

        I was thinking one of the characters could get picked up by an Uber driver and after they get in the car, it’s her driving making extra money

        4 replies 12 retweets 57 likes
      5.  🐰Who is Q? J35T3R7N‏ @J35R7 Jun 29
        Replying to @cknchimayo @scootj77 and

        LMAO that would be great!

        0 replies 3 retweets 13 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. TroyK  🇺🇸‏ @StonewallJaxin Jun 28
        Replying to @ofctimallen @LastManStanding

        Man, I’m looking forward to this... With the bull crap that happened to @therealroseanne , there’s really no conservative entertainment on television anymore.

        6 replies 23 retweets 185 likes
      3. Ms. Independent  🇺🇸 ❤️ 💙‏ @Ms_INDEPEND Jun 28
        Replying to @StonewallJaxin @ofctimallen and

        I’m not conservative and I love this show. I’m confused why you think it’s a conservative show.

        17 replies 3 retweets 48 likes
      4. TroyK  🇺🇸‏ @StonewallJaxin Jun 28
        Replying to @Ms_INDEPEND @ofctimallen and

        I love it too. I don’t think it’s a one-sided conservative show...but it is one of the very rare programs that provides a conservative voice (Tim Allen’s character) alongside the other viewpoints.

        4 replies 15 retweets 150 likes
      5. Ms. Independent  🇺🇸 ❤️ 💙‏ @Ms_INDEPEND Jun 28
        Replying to @StonewallJaxin @ofctimallen and

        Most comedies stay clear of political views. That’s true. I love this show! All characters. So happy it’s back!

        6 replies 6 retweets 63 likes
      6. TroyK  🇺🇸‏ @StonewallJaxin Jun 29
        Replying to @Ms_INDEPEND @ofctimallen and

        I would respectfully disagree. You may not notice it, because you hold the same ideals they are promoting. They may not openly endorse specific politicians...but most programs on TV slip in liberal ideals into their storylines and belittle conservative views.

        5 replies 9 retweets 91 likes
      7. Ms. Independent  🇺🇸 ❤️ 💙‏ @Ms_INDEPEND Jun 29
        Replying to @StonewallJaxin @ofctimallen and

        I feel like they do it on LMS. They show both sides and slip in an exaggerated far left side to make fun of. It’s fine. I don’t care. I’m more moderate. Vanessa’s character is perfect.

        1 reply 2 retweets 32 likes
      8. TroyK  🇺🇸‏ @StonewallJaxin Jun 29
        Replying to @Ms_INDEPEND @ofctimallen and

        Agree. I love all the characters. I enjoy seeing all sides represented and playful discord.

        1 reply 4 retweets 46 likes
      9. #1Adam‏ @audiodagamer Jun 30
        Replying to @StonewallJaxin @Ms_INDEPEND and

        I’m not conservative either. Son in law and daughter aren’t conservative. This show has a playful right lean but balances out the poking at each side. Love it

        2 replies 0 retweets 40 likes
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      2. Jon J‏ @jonesen1976 Jun 28
        Replying to @ofctimallen @LastManStanding

        You should have @therealroseanne as a visiting relative.

        25 replies 26 retweets 303 likes
      3. NED C. #MAGA SUPER ELITE‏ @Nc0615 Jun 28
        Replying to @jonesen1976 @ofctimallen and

        Yes. Thats great.

        1 reply 4 retweets 56 likes
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      2. Chad Miller/LMS is Back‏ @AllenRocks7 Jun 28
        Replying to @ofctimallen @LastManStanding

        I have my calendar set! #WelcomeBackLastManStanding!! Thank You @FOXTV for listening to the #LastManStanding Fans!! It was a long hard fought year to bring back this great Family show but the fans did it! @NancyATravis @amandafuller27 @MollyEphraim @KaitlynDever @JonAdamsVOpic.twitter.com/m0e8XolqPe

        12 replies 60 retweets 330 likes
      3. Jeannette Widner‏ @jwidner_47 Jun 28
        Replying to @AllenRocks7 @ofctimallen and

        Done!

        1 reply 4 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Al Borland‏ @the_al_borland Jun 28
        Replying to @ofctimallen

        I don't think so, Tim!

        12 replies 6 retweets 179 likes
      3. Kevin Conklin  🇺🇸‏ @kevcon5 Jun 28
        Replying to @the_al_borland @ofctimallen

        Sept 28, Al. See ya there. Woo Hoo!

        0 replies 5 retweets 41 likes
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