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@ofctimallen

Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.

City of Angels
Joined April 2009

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  1. Jun 23

    excited for tonight Waukegan!

  2. Jun 1

    I'll be at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood tonight at 8pm

  3. May 16

    Stunned and blindsided by the network I called home for the last six years.

  4. May 6

    Growing a beard for my role in a movie. I think I look like the most interestingly man in the world my opening act says more of a grandpa.

  5. Apr 8

    Well well well look who is in Vegas this weekend

  6. Apr 6

    Don Rickles is one of the biggest reasons I am a comic today. I feel bad, mostly for everyone in Heaven who will no…

  7. Mar 17
  8. Mar 8

    Two more shows to tape for this season,man time flys.

  9. Mar 1

    Thursday 8pm I'll be at Hollywood

  10. Jan 24

    Thursday 8pm at Hope to see you there

  11. 29 Dec 2016

    Merry late Christmas and Happy new year to all yall

  12. 14 Dec 2016
  13. 8 Dec 2016

    don't forget to vote! People's Choice Awards 2017

  14. 1 Dec 2016

    at the office, getting ready for Christmas

  15. Retweeted
    24 Nov 2016
  16. 18 Nov 2016

    I like to constantly test out different phones (brands & models). More than often, I get to test and return devices…

  17. 15 Nov 2016

    Catch me tomorrow talking with

  18. 4 Nov 2016
  19. 27 Oct 2016

    Walked by the dog's toy in my office & I felt like Sid from Toy Story had been here

  20. 20 Oct 2016

    Sitting in in WGN morning show

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