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@ofctimallen

Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.

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  1. Feb 28

    The does important work–especially their program, which feeds over 3,500 and shelters over 300 people daily. I’ll be on their radiothon fundraiser today at 12:35pm PST. Please donate to @FordFund

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  2. Feb 27

    Actually learned something about capitalism from this dude.

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  3. Feb 27

    to see why there's so many cooks in the kitchen over at the Baxters on on

    30 replies 92 retweets 888 likes
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  4. Feb 26

    Building this electric hot rod teaches me daily the value of people who get stuff done. Don’t yell, don’t cover up and don’t bs…just engage and solve problems.

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  5. Feb 26

    Wha the.. My wheels are going to take how long??

    11 replies 22 retweets 268 likes
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  6. Feb 25

    Just curious

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  7. Feb 25

    Socialism Merriam-Webster 1 : any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods. 2 : a system of society or group living in which there is no private property

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  8. Feb 20

    I know what I'm doing tonight . Do you?

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  9. Feb 19

    The REAL question is, how many metal splinters do you think they get on a daily basis?

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  10. Feb 13

    and !

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  11. Feb 12

    Tomorrow night Last Man Standing is featuring a dynamic, youthful, cool car loving director....yes it me. Fox at 8pm. I better remember to tell my Mom.

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  12. Feb 12

    Anyone else expect the burrito count to be higher?

    12 replies 13 retweets 245 likes
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  13. Feb 6

    ! to see how this tv dad does comedy..

    57 replies 154 retweets 1,675 likes
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  14. Feb 5

    Can't wait to unveil this bad boy in Mike Baxters garage...

    14 replies 40 retweets 677 likes
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  15. Feb 2

    Sitting at Superbowl. Great game. And just ok nachos.

    94 replies 201 retweets 4,462 likes
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  16. Jan 30

    for a heartfelt episode of ! Looking forward to a great episode and some quality

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  17. Jan 29

    Lost my Dad in a terrible accident when I was eleven. The loss of Kobe, the guests and the dear children sunk deep into me. I express my deepest sympathy and feel terrible for the loss to all.

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  18. Jan 22

    I'm thinking white orchids and a beautiful rendition of "You've Got A Friend In Me"... I expect a packed house (don't worry I didn't build it)

    18 replies 23 retweets 535 likes
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  19. Jan 16

    ANOTHER back-to-back?! This is shaping up to be a fantastic year..

    81 replies 150 retweets 2,245 likes
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  20. Jan 15

    AC is important. Especially when I’m sitting on batteries after eating a burrito…

    14 replies 18 retweets 338 likes
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