Just seen a cockroach IRL for the first time in my life. They're huge! I'm so freaked out right now... Is it okay if I burn down this house?
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Replying to @oe1cxw
We're talking about cockroaches here. They can survive nuclear bombs, so what's a fire gonna do to them? You just gotta run!
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Replying to @BitlogIT
Cockroaches don't survive nukes. Neither the blast (of course :) nor the ionizing radiation.
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Replying to @oe1cxw
You don't understand... cockroaches can and will survive anything, even the cold death of the universe
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Replying to @BitlogIT
*insert Monty Python-esk foot stumps on cockroach animation*
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