Just seen a cockroach IRL for the first time in my life. They're huge! I'm so freaked out right now... Is it okay if I burn down this house?
Cockroaches don't survive nukes. Neither the blast (of course :) nor the ionizing radiation.
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You don't understand... cockroaches can and will survive anything, even the cold death of the universe

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*insert Monty Python-esk foot stumps on cockroach animation*
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You should have visited us back when we lived in Singapore. I could have shown you a wide range of the (not so) little guys.
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