so i just had an extremely, absurdly, unreasonably possible cursed idea, and @fpga_dave encouraged me with advice
i'll just leave this herepic.twitter.com/iWkBpDd10T
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I guess minimising routing congestion is probably more of a concern than minimising critical path delay too, which strengthens the argument for a custom placer.
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