You sir must be writing stories for comic books. someone please make this a comic 
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The closest to comic done under 1 minute. Original caption
@oe1cxw Failed attempt at art@tomov_eu
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stops reacting to gravitrons, explodes and dissolves as neutrinos at the speed of light forever
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