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I don’t know how many more iterations of hinge profiles I can handle of the guy who has a vague job description at space X, whose shower thought prompt is something like, “a slug is just a homeless snail!“
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A gender reveal party where you reveal all of the harmful things you learned about gender roles and norms and vow not to pass them onto the next generation.
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We told y’all he was stealing it while it was happening but people treated Stacey Abrams like a sore loser & liar He oversaw his own election. That should have been enough from jump. That gave him the power to purge. She lost by 55,000 votes. Kemp wrongly purged nearly 200,000.https://twitter.com/markmobility/status/1302716461463592962 …
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Are teachers acknowledging that our ability to excel in online teaching may depend on privilege like having dedicated space, money to buy additional tools, resources to make other aspects of life easier, and that those were also always factors disparately affecting kids?
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And it wasn’t even like finger food y’all. It was tiny cubed pieces of Japanese sweet potato.
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Someone asked me today how quarantine was going and I said fine. Truth is, I got up for a snack at 2am, spilled an entire bowl of food, and proceeded to just eat it off the floor before going back to bed


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Rebranding the walk of shame as forgetting your mask and walking back to the car to grab it
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Your “unbelievable find” from the thrift store was purposely stuffed in the back of that rack for somebody to come back to after they had a quick coffee break to decide if they really wanted to spend $40 on it. That person was me, where did those pants go
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At first I was mad about the heatwave but then I realized waking up drenched in a pool of my own sweat is actually doing wonders for my hair. $40 salt spray could never!pic.twitter.com/f7Pz0QMaKn
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I’m trying to live a “zero waste lifestyle” which is why I have to finish all the junk food in my pantry before I start my diet
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everyone: “you changed” the climate: i know
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My grandma just told me her rent was $95 in the 70s and I—
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2019: Wow we have a real shot at passing Medicare for All 2020: You're not getting mail either
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Trump’s golf trips have cost taxpayers $134 million. That’s equivalent to 334 years of the presidential salary.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1294397381073678339 …
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Y'all need to hate MEN Not the MAIL
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Biden: *Watches a civil rights movement unfold nationwide in an urgent plea to defund the police and hold them accountable” Also Biden: *picks a cop as VP*
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I live in LA and I’ve been to dodger stadium more for a covid test than an actual game
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Every time Elon Musk pokes fun at government assistance for the 99%, remember that he would be worth nothing without $4.9 billion in corporate welfare. Oh, Elon just l-o-v-e-s corporate socialism for himself, rugged capitalism for everyone else. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1291793367211245568 …pic.twitter.com/bxHcXul925
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Plants have taught me the error of over-giving. You will not be rewarded ever when you over-give to plants.
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We said defund the police and they defunded the post officepic.twitter.com/OYnOUwx5oN
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