Why do I always think of great comebacks long after the moment has passed?
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Replying to @oacgnol
This old creep with a white beard on the street asked me to sit on his lap and I later thought of saying, "Stop trying to be Santa Claus"
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Replying to @valthevoyager
yikes sorry to hear that
10:34 AM - 30 Jan 2018
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