Experienced an extremely chaotic good moment this afternoon when I saw my neighbor catch a package thief. He was furious, and he swiped the packages (plural) from the thief's hands, checked the addresses and asked to see ID
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When the thief said he didn't have ID, the neighbor became even more incensed: "You're lucky I don't have my dog bite your ass" (while his very large pit bull stood beside him) and "get the fuck outta here before I pop you" and "you're lucky you're a kid" (the thief was a teen)
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As the thief ran off, the neighbor pulled a pistol (!) from his waistband and briefly brandished it, exclaiming to the neighborhood that he "don't play that shit". He then read the addresses on the packages and announced he would deliver them himself
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Ernie 2020 Retweeted Ernie 2020
And before I knew it he was in his murdered out A-Team van with a busted port window peeling out to deliver the stolen goods. I'd always been wary of this dude and thought he orchestrated the shit on my porch (context: https://twitter.com/erndb/status/1223651051779371008 …) but after today I think I'm a fan
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Replying to @erndb
By "orchestrated the shit on my porch" do you mean that he enlisted someone else to do the dirty deed?
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you heard the man: "he don't play that shit", ergo, exonerated
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