Did I ever tell y'all about that cursed photo album that we found at the bins?
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So back when I worked at this restaurant that probably could technically be called a cult me and the other workers would hang out all the time, and go shopping at Goodwill for funny shirts to wear while working. We especially liked the bins
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The bins are like Goodwill unorganized, it's just like a bunch of shit on tables and, appropriately, in bins. Clothes are like 99 cents a pound there. So one day we find a photo album, and of course buy it
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The photo album is small and skinny, something from the late 80s or early 90s judging from the photos and the clothing of the photo subjects. It starts relatively benign on the first page with a few family photos on a hideous couch.
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Interestingly, in the family photo pictures, nobody is smiling.
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Turn the page, though, and bingo: child dismembering pig. The young child crouches next to a slaughtered pig with his hands dipped into the animal's slit throat. Blood streaks up to his elbows and there are a few bloody specks on his chin. He looks at the camera, smiling.
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There are a few pictures after that of an empty yard.
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Turning the page again gives you a two page selection we called Baby Kissing Corpse. The photos show a crowd of crying family around a dead old man in a casket, and document the process of one person holding a screaming baby over the corpse, presumably for kisses???
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On the final page, a mall Santa in a cheap costume on a plastic throne stares grimly at the camera, his arm banded tightly around the small girl in his lap who is red faced, tear streaked, mouth open forever in a scream.
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I honestly have no idea why we bought it.
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