Fucking hell. First day not wearing my winter coat and the cat calls every 10mins have restarted like clockwork. Why are they like this. 
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You may both be interested to know that anti-pervert flamethrowers are a thing you can buy in China!http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2103665/anti-pervert-mini-flamethrowers-women-sold-online-china …
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This is so so cool — baby lightsaber — but also sadly so illegal here. In fact any concealed weapon is illegal here.

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Weapon? I don’t know what you’re talking about. This... errr... this is a barbecue lighter?

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Flame? What flame?
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