Last things bought from Amazon: duck tape, a set of yarn needles, a knife, four types of tea, about 20lbs of coffee, deodorant, Jenga. Now...pic.twitter.com/P4gYZR942y
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Last things bought from Amazon: duck tape, a set of yarn needles, a knife, four types of tea, about 20lbs of coffee, deodorant, Jenga. Now...pic.twitter.com/P4gYZR942y
Nothing on Facebook Marketplace, though, which yesterday tried to sell me A WOMAN.pic.twitter.com/Oo7iI7QpaY
Technically if you bought a woman with breasts and stuff a lot of them — I hear — wear bras... so maybe this isn't too bonkers? 
... I should clarify that I have not bought any form of human being. It's mildly frowned upon.
I just mean — conditional probabilities: person likely to buy woman is certainly very likely to buy bra.
I'm pretty sure the woman involved is trying to low-key sell, uh, 'negotiable affection'. Or as we say more commonly these days, is a horizontal entrepreneur.
Pretty sure "negotiable affection" is a slur.
CC @laurelaiissexy
I know nothing of these euphemisms. Suffice to say, investigating the ad at work was not really an option.
Ah another one who works on Saturday. 
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