Look at this amusing gene I have! CC @IrisVanRooij @twitemp1
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See? Another one! I'm always going straight for them. Something has to be bloody corrected.
I can help you Ethers, PROVIDED you don't stress me out. 
Ethers?! OMG
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This shit is really cracking me up. There are also ones about dying and getting genetic diseases but those are not funny.
I don't want to share too many depressing ones. BUT LOL: "Intermediate riser. Wakes up at a time between the AA and GG genotypes. Research also suggests, then you are also more likely to die on a morning, shortly before 11am. http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/11/you-are-most-likely-to-die-at-11-am/265427/ …"
11am, nope sorry, this hour is already taken 
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