Also bonus! LOLpic.twitter.com/nKhD6l8d78
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"Please don't stress me out right now, I'm totally losing my empathy." 


CC @samhforbes this one might explain *ehem* something...
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Clearly we do not share this one! 
LOL at the "Better avoidance of errors".
See? Another one! I'm always going straight for them. Something has to be bloody corrected.
I can help you Ethers, PROVIDED you don't stress me out. 
Ethers?! OMG
I need your support at this special moment.
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This shit is really cracking me up. There are also ones about dying and getting genetic diseases but those are not funny.
You mean like accidentally? Like "oops I forgot I used to smoke"?
woah! actually used to stop smoking! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bupropion
That table in the top right is driving me mad. The label goes before the value, damn it.
Yeah, it really confused me!
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