Yep. Remind me why we live in this shithole again? Why don't we all go and set up a research institute somewhere nice. I'm thinking the Canary Islands.
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DUDE TELL ME ABOUT it! I'm actually from Cyprus too. I'm not even from this place!
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I think I just strategically chose the furtheest place from Cyprus that's still in the EU and isn't Iceland.
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Am going to a Cypriot wedding next year though - looking forward to that!
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North London?
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No, actually in Cyprus. Not sure where exactly.
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Nice! Find out and I can tell you cool facts for that place if I got any. Cool facts about Cyprus has the most armies: Greek Army, UN forces in Cyprus, Turkish Army, British forces in Cyprus as well as SOVEREIGN bases, Republic of Cyprus army. And of course a sprinkling of CIA.
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Another related cool fact. Cypriots have more guns per capita than the US because the government gives a gun to each man, I think an AK. We shoot ourselves way less though.
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Oh, wait. We're in 4th position! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimated_number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country …
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4th's not bad!
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Don't worry though the AKs are usually under dad's bed or something in 100 pieces and/or hidden around the house.
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I suppose the low rate of use of those aks combined with 360 days of sun indicates an extremely high "good day" quotient
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Replying to @TinyAngryCrab @m_wall and
Those same men get 14 months of conscription so they associate the gun with bad times too.
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