A friend of mine loves reminding everybody necrophiliac duck sex is a thing:https://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research …
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Now that I know macaques have sex with deer and seals rape penguins before eating them, frankly necrophiliac ducks are the merest drop in the creepy sex ocean that is the natural world.
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Were you at York, by any chance? :)
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My question exactly
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Where else?
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Ducks are nasty perverts with a taste for gang rape. They are the comedians of the animal kingdom, but... Kinky. Kinda like... I don't have to finish that, do I?
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I might have photos lol. Gimme a minute
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Ducks are able to clearly and succinctly tell you when to back the feck off FWIW. If a duck does this to you, lower your camera and back away slowly.pic.twitter.com/hP0T3pBuhM
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While we're waiting, did you know that duck penises spiral clockwise, while the vagina spirals counter-clockwise? Also, the duck vagina can be like Zork- a bunch of twisty passages, all alike.
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And this is new to me- mallards will rape, but if they're nice to the lady duck, she'll shift her body to make all the stuff line up properly. Warning: slo-mo duck popping a boner:http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks/ …
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Hrm. I know the event .
@KatFolland is referring to. We watched 6-8 mallards chasing a hen in concert quite intrepidly over several minutes (at least). However, they all went behind some bushes so we can't aver to what happened next. -
And I'm sure there's a photo of the chase, but it is apparently going to require deeper archive digging than I can do tonight. So, here's a little light erotic asphyxiation instead. Ducks are weird. Fascinating, but weird. NTTAWWTpic.twitter.com/KPjgH0b3Nh
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Yeah, the whole duck mating thing isn't new to me. It's very, um, weird, yes.
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This is truth.
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