Some loser asked me today why I have a MATLAB hat. Name one good reason not to have MATLAB hat.
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Here’s a mirror selfie of another one of my outfits I’ve been told off for. I teach anatomy, what else could I possibly wear to the gym?!pic.twitter.com/FyJuipm9Pz
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First of all, wow!
Secondly, why would anybody care so much about what you wear to tell you off. People are so entitled. 
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Haha I think this outfit made my flatmate genuinely feel uncomfortable. He doesn’t even tolerate brain chat because he is grossed out by the anatomy of his own thoughts
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Ah, more grossed out about the bowels showing etc. Still he didn't have to look at your midriff.

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Dude, NOT YOUR S̶O̶U̶L̶ BODY MATE, thinking "Nice bowels, babe" while staring. You, in full anatomy morph suit: "Uh, please, my eyeballs are up here." Dude rethinks life choices.. you walk away. Man 2.0, YOUR ACTUAL BODY MATE: "Let's dance, hun." You: "Nice bowels, babe".pic.twitter.com/8Na8Kz32lr
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I... Have... Questions...
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My humour is generally surrealism.txt
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