Not to be impolite but please forgive me if I don't follow you today
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Just saw this tweet & thought: 'why did Esther decide to stop following Olivia?', only to find out what was meant

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"why can't Olivia type??!"
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I think Esther may have meant that she’s not going to be on Twitter today. Have we all interpreted it differently? Haha!
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Really?!
Beautiful example of ambiguity of language, so many different possible interpretations. How many more may we be overlooking
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Quite fascinating really
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I'm genuinely not sure what she meant now.
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Haha! Awesome :) I guess we’ll have to wait for
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Come on! Just a direct Spanish translation! Long day. Still at the dinner table with the examiners!
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Congrats on the promotion!

Just ignore us
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Have a great time! 
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