I just read you can make amazing pizza. I like you even more then when I felt empathy for you because you're being tinsel-abused. 

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I think he liked to be tinseled
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This is exactly what tinsel-abusers say!
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the trauma has stayed in my subconscious (or under-desk)pic.twitter.com/82DHE2g3Zy
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What do you mean? There's nothing there. The chair is empty
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Looks like you have a kallikantzaro infestation. I suggest burning a lot of olive leaves to smoke them out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kallikantzaros …
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Start with
@M_Kosilo's desk. It seems they have really affected him.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
*sheds off human skin and runs away, giggling*
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I KNEW IT *throws sausages and sweets at him as he runs*
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*turns around, collects sausages, runs away again, giggling intensifies*
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I'm so proud of this thread. 
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