Spilled coffee on myself this morning. Now I am AWAKE
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Replying to @artificialsoph
So do I buy new pants somewhere in Newark or walk around with an apparent urine stain on myself all day?
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Replying to @artificialsoph
Maybe it'll look better when it dries. I'm wearing charcoal jeans after all
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Replying to @artificialsoph
They're hardly jeans if they don't have a coffee stain
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Replying to @artificialsoph
I would do the walking around with a stain thing.

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Replying to @o_guest
All dry now! Thankfully I didn't put much cream in or I'd be sticky
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