Holy shit it works!
I ended up using queue. Feel free to point out improvements! @seaandsailor @draxus @blahah404https://github.com/oliviaguest/pairwise_distance/blob/master/pairwise_distance.py …
Added a touch of comments — more later if anybody is needs them other than me, haha. 
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even if no one else uses it, your future self will thank you for the comments :D
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Oh I always comment and yes, my future self in the past always likes them.

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I think these comments amused others the most so far
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ta-da! pretty much donehttps://github.com/oliviaguest/pairwise_distance …
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I had to change the number of processors to be > 0 for me

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Also get rid of all of those pesky print statements and 'xrange's

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Omg dude omg

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Feel free to do a PR if you have a serious fix tho for real.

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Haha, not right now. If I do it'll only be by doing some kind of evil. I actually use cdist at work but thankfully with smaller arrays.
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Yeah, that's legit.
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